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a better first kiss
if you are going to have your first kiss do not and hear me clearly do not ever ...
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A frog in love
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into ...
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A lover is like a weggie
A lover is like a weggie, intimatly close ...
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Antidote
Love is like an antidote and poison; when it falls in the wrong hands...it's ...
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cry it out!
when you love someone,cry it out loud before its too ...
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Dont want babies
if your gonna get funky,cover you ...
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Emmy's Tear Drop...
When I first let you go I left my tear drop in the ocean. The day I find that ...
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Experienced
You haven't experienced real love unless you have experienced real ...
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Friends
Cross your heart hope to die boys and makeup clothes and lies forever to ...
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he who expect nuthin
He who expect nuthing will never be ...
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER
TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMETHING THAT SEEMS SO FAR FETCHED...... REMARKIBLY THIS ...
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If you LOVE someone....
If you love someone let them go to see if they return and if they don't stalk ...
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it will come back
if its love its going to keep comming back untill everything is ...
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Kiss
His kiss makes u say.."oh he's a good kisser" Her kiss makes u say.."I dont ...
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Kisses
Never let a kiss fool you and never let a fool kiss ...
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Know
"If you love someone let them go and if they come back to you then you know ...
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lighting
Love is like lighting, one strike and baby its ...
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Like and Love
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -- Judith ...
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Love
Love can be special and kind and some day that kind of love you will ...
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love
"i love you" that's all you need to ...
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love
Im not sure what i want for a career, but i know the only thing ive ever been ...
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Love
When love becomes art..its love no more When love becomes a dream...its real ...
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love
live life like theres no tommorow and love like your hearts never been broken ...
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Love
Love is ...
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Love and Sex
Love and sex go hand in hand, though one lasts longer than the ...
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love hurt
my ex H... just had breaking up I know that he still love me cause everytime he ...
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love is
love is saying i love you and lighting up their ...
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Love is
Love is what you want it to ...
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love is a natural phelomenom
love is a natural phelomenom.only those who know what it takes to be inlove can ...
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love is like peeing yourself everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth
you dont have to show everyone ur love its more important to make sure the ...
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Love is Like the Measles
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- ...
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Love is the wisdom of the fool
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. --Samuel ...
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Love will draw an elephante
Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole. --Samuel ...
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loving is letting go
When you love better nmake sure that you are open to the possibility of getting ...
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luck
love is like a four leaf clover hard to find lucky to ...
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Luv is luv
Luv is luv.wen u luv den ur in luv n ur ...
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Mixed Up
I rand up the door and closed the stairs. I said my PJ's and put on my ...
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More Athletic than a Verb
My love for you is more Athletic than a verb. -- Sylvia ...
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Never leave eachother mad!
Weather your going to bed or just going home for the night the worst thing you ...
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no one nows that u cry but u dont tell anyone~taylor swift..
seems the only one that doestn see the beauty is the face in the mirror ...
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real love and fake commitment
some people tell you they love you and truly mean it. others tell you they love ...
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rice
love is not just like a rice that when you eat it hot and got burn you just ...
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Stars
Guys are like stars. There are millions, but only one catches your ...
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Sticky Relationship
Marriage can be characterized as stepping in very sticky glue. You must ...
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talking too much
If they talk too much, keep their mouth ...
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Tears
No man is worth your tears, if you find one that is he won't make you ...
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that feeling
u no that feeling u get when u hit a bump in da road or go tp high on the ...
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The hardest thing in the world
The hardest thing in the world is to watch the person you love fall in love ...
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The Kiss of a True Love
The Kiss of a True Love is a kiss that starts at your lips, stands the hair up ...
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The Trip
Love is like an ocean calm one minute, rough the next, you neva see wots on the ...
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The Trip
Love isnt what makes the world go round but its what makes the trip ...
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To love a fool
To love a fool is a misfortune, but does not make one a fool. --Mason ...
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toads
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome ...
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WHAT IS A TRUE FRIEND?
Someone who knows all about you...and still likes ...
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WHY DO I LOVE HIM
Have you ever loved sum1 so much all you wana do is see them happy all you ...
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you n ur bf
my heart is broken into a pieces and onli you can put it bak... but you are ...
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I Want Him Back

We all make mistakes in life. For whatever reason, you are now apart from your ex, and you miss him! It's time to take charge of your future and find a way to get him back with you again.

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