Why am I in such high demand!!

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I've read many books, and I'm no spring chicken, but the way women just flock to me is really starting to take its toll.

In this year alone I've had to visit the doctor on multiple occasions, some leading to minor surgery, to correct injuries from all the interludes with so many beautiful women. I've tried to slow down a bit, but that just seemed to make them want me even more, and I really hope that mixing Cialis and Viagra is not harmful to my health in the long run. I wouldn't even need the medicinal help, but when you're in your mid forties and giving "party rides" 3-5 times a day, it's hard to keep up... No pun intended.

I just feel really bad if I tell a woman no, because if you have a gift then I think you should share. Plus, you just never know when you might walk out the door and be crushed by a falling piece of blue ice from a passing plane, and I'd hate to think that I missed out.

Please help. Any advice you may have on how to ease down a bit, while not hurting any of my girl's feelings, would be greatly appreciated.

Jimmy




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Oddly enough, I believe your strange story.

Congratulations on having such a pleasurable gift.

My advice is to quote your doctor, saying that he told you to cut back to .... (whatever you feel comfortable with.) Cite back pain, overuse of medications, whatever other excuses you can think of that a doctor might say.

Good luck! George

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